Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Friday, September 21, 2012

FRIDAY FICTION: Shel Silversteins' Poetry - a Little Something to Tickle Your Funny Bone





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When I taught 2nd grade, I began every morning with a poem from one of these two books.  The kids grew to love his work and appreciate his humor.  I really love his book, "The Giving Tree", even though there is some funny controvery over it, it is just a simple story and when too much is read into it, it can become constroversial.  The tree gives and gives until he has nothing left to give, but in reality, he provides "Rest" from the old man's labor.  Reminds me of something I read in a book, actually from one of the greatest books of all times!  (The Bible)


This summer has been hot!  Today is Autumn.  Welcome Autumn.  Welcome FALL.  I'm glad your here, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE MY AIRCONDITIONER JUST WENT OUT.   (It really did, and of course it is the weekend.) This poem just makes me smile.




There are too many kids in this tub,
                                         There are too many elbows to scrub.
I just scrubbed a behind that I'm sure wasn't mine.
There are too many kids in this tub.
                                         -Shel Silverstein


When I was a kid, this is how my bath time was.  We all got a bath at about the same time and there was less bath that kids.  I taught this poem to my kids years ago and they still remember it.  I have a daughter named Cynthia and a sister named Sarah and so this next poem hits home as well.



SARAH CYNTHIA SYLVIA STOUT
WOULD NOT TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT

Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout 
Would not take the garbage out! 
She'd scour the pots and scrape the pans, 
Candy the yams and spice the hams, 
And though her daddy would scream and shout, 
She simply would not take the garbage out. 
And so it piled up to the ceilings: 
Coffee grounds, potato peelings, 
Brown bananas, rotten peas, 
Chunks of sour cottage cheese. 
It filled the can, it covered the floor, 
It cracked the window and blocked the door 
With bacon rinds and chicken bones, 
Drippy ends of ice cream cones, 
Prune pits, peach pits, orange peel, 
Gloppy glumps of cold oatmeal, 
Pizza crusts and withered greens, 
Soggy beans and tangerines, 
Crusts of black burned buttered toast, 
Gristly bits of beefy roasts. . . 
The garbage rolled on down the hall, 
It raised the roof, it broke the wall. . . 
Greasy napkins, cookie crumbs, 
Globs of gooey bubble gum, 
Cellophane from green baloney, 
Rubbery blubbery macaroni, 
Peanut butter, caked and dry, 
Curdled milk and crusts of pie, 
Moldy melons, dried-up mustard, 
Eggshells mixed with lemon custard, 
Cold french fried and rancid meat, 
Yellow lumps of Cream of Wheat. 
At last the garbage reached so high 
That it finally touched the sky. 
And all the neighbors moved away, 
And none of her friends would come to play. 
And finally Sarah Cynthia Stout said, 
"OK, I'll take the garbage out!" 
But then, of course, it was too late. . . 
The garbage reached across the state, 
From New York to the Golden Gate. 
And there, in the garbage she did hate, 
Poor Sarah met an awful fate, 
That I cannot now relate 
Because the hour is much too late. 
But children, remember Sarah Stout 
And always take the garbage out!

Shel Silverstein, 1974 

This is definitely the way thing get in my house sometimes, I'm embarrassed to say!!!!!



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08.12.2011 

Just remember, when your feeling down and out, that "HUMOR is our BEST FRIEND".  A big thanks to Shel Silversein for making me laugh........

Friday, May 18, 2012

Pigeon Presents! Starring Mo Willems' Pigeon!

www.pigeonpresents.com/

Disney Book Group's award-winning author/illustrator Mo Willems's characters now have their very own website hosted by none other than the Pigeon himself!  Find coloring pages, stories, Mo's books, fun games and more!



Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Funny Picture Book Suggestions

Tacky the Penguin by Helen Lester
Knuffle Bunny by Mo Willems
Today I Will Fly by Mo Willems
Martha Speaks by Susan Meddagh
King Bidgood's In the Bathtub by Audrey Wood
Arthur's Underwear by Marc Brown
The Great Fuzz Frenzy by Janet Stevens
Naked Mole Rat Gets Dressed by Mo Willems
When Dinosaurs Came With Everything by Elise Broach
Howdi Do by Woody Guthrie and Vladimir Radunsky
Knuffle Bunny Too by Mo Willems
George and Martha stories by James Marshall
Olivia Forms a Band by Ian Falconer
The Pigeon Wants a Puppy by Mo Willems
A Birthday for Frances by Russell Hoban and Lillian Hoban
Frog and Toad Together by Arnold Lobel
Fox in Socks by Dr. Seuss
Lilly's Purple Plastic Purse by Kevin Henkes
Skippyjon Jones
Help Me Mr. Mutt by Janet Stevens

Click, Clack, Moo: Cows That Type by Doreen Cronin (Caldecott Honor)
Giggle, Giggle, Quack by Doreen Cronin
T’was the Night Before Thanksgiving by Dav Pilkey
Lilly's Purple Plastic Purse by Kevin Henkes (any book by Henkes)
How Do Dinosaurs Say Good Night by Jane Yolen

Parts by Ted Arnold
I Stink by Kate McMullan is a big hit with the K-3 crowd.
Minnie and Moo series by Denys Cazet

Munsch books: Mud Puddle, Snowsuit, Stephanie's Ponytail, etc.
Taxi Cat and Huey by Gin LeRoy
Nothing Ever Happens on 90th Street by Roni Schotter
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs by Judi Barrett

Leonardo the Terrible Monster by Mo Willems
All the "There was an Old Lady... books
Possum Magic by Mem Fox
Flotsam by David Wiesner
Piggie Pie by Margie Palatini
Bad Boys by Margie Palatini
Interrupting Chicken by
David Ezra Stein
Charlie and Lola series, by Lauren Child
Birdie's Big Girl Shoes by Sujean Rim
Verdi by Janell Canon
Spookly, the Square Pumpkin
Turk and Runt: A Thanksgiving Comedy
Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss
Thank You, Sarah: The Woman Who Saved Thanksgiving by Laurie Halse Anderson
Where the Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak

Pout, Pout Fish by Deborah Diesen

The Alexander books by Judith Viorst
-Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
-Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
-Alexander, Who's Not (Do You Hear Me? I Mean It!) Going to Move


The Pirate books by Colin McNaughton
-Jolly Roger and the Pirates of Captain Abdul
-Captain Abdul's Pirate School
-Captain Abdul's Little Treasure


Melanie Watt's Books
-Scaredy Squirrel
-Scaredy Squirrel Makes a Friend
-Scaredy Squirrel at the Beach
-Scaredy Squirrel at Night
-Chester
-Chester's Back!
-Chester's Masterpiece
Margie Palatini's Books
-Moosetache
-Mooseltoe
-Moosekitos
-Bedhead
-Sweet Tooth
-Gorgonzola
-Earthquack!
Doreen Cronin & Betsy Lewin Books
-Diary of a Worm
-Diary of a Fly
-Diary of a Spider
-Click, Clack, Moo: Cows that Type
-Duck for President
-Thump, Quack, Moo: A Whacky Adventure
David Shannon Books
-A Bad Case of Stripes
-Duck on a Bike
-Good Boy, Fergus!
-Too Many Toys
-How I Became a Pirate
-Pirates Don't Change Diapers
-Pirates Don't Babysit
-No, David!
-David Goes to School
-David Gets in Trouble
-Oh, David!

Crunch Munch Dinosaur Lunch by Paul Bright

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